To know Gert is to love her

Niece Monya sent over this email where you send personal stuff around to your personal address list so that the people closest to you should, well, know you personally. Here's Gertie's answers...


1. Do you like blue cheese? No.
2. Did you ever smoke? No.
3. Do you own a gun? No. Dad did.
4. What flavors Kool Aid was your favorite? Grape.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I can take em or leave em.
7. Favorite Christmas movie? None.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee.
9. Can you do push ups? (Children beware...).... When it was necessary.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My diamond bracelet.
11. Favorite hobby? Reading
12. Do you have A.D.D.? No
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? Sleeping so much.
14. Middle name? None.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
A. Dogs
B. Eating my potato
C. Eating my chicken in the refrigerator
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Tea, Coffee, Coke
18. Current hate right now? Hearing ambulances.
19. Favorite place to be? Nowhere special.
20. How did you bring in the New Year? Watching tv.
21. Where would you like to go? No special plans.
22. Name three people who will complete this? NA
23. Do you own slippers? No.
24 What shirt are you wearing? Pajama tops.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Never had a set.
26. Can you whistle? No
27. Favorite color? Blue
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? None.
30. Favorite Girl's Name? Lori
31. Favorite boy's name? Sam
32. What's in your pocket right now? Kleenex! A box full of kleenex.
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
35. Worst injury you've ever had? Cutting a finger. Stitches.
36. Do you love where you live? Yes.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 4, I think.
38. Who is your loudest friend? Sadie Singer.
39. Do you have any pets? Yes, 4 dogs and a favorite, Matee.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? No.
41. Your favorite books? Tuesday with Maury.
42. Favorite Sports Teams? Redskins
43. Favorite thing to cook? Matzo ball soup;
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Oh SHIT!!!!